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The immoral and most-likely illegal actual goal you or your team hopes to achieve. Grounded in the spurious logic of "If I don't actually acknowledge my/our own shitty behavior out loud, I/we can accomplish something wicked without getting caught, or presumably even having to feel bad for doing so." Weaponized cognitive dissonance.
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