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A Broke Dick Fucktard is an anal wart on society.

AKA : BDF
You can easily find the broke dick fucktard in the crowd by:
1 - The atrocious odor! (The only time A BDF has been known to bathe is in the delousing spray at the local Jail)
2 - The shifty eyes (A BDF will continually look toward his favorite shopping place. Your dumpster.)
3 - The over-inflated ego (A BDF will always tell you a better way to do it, for he/she is an expert.)
4 - The BDF will have always had some "awesum job" even if only for a week or two.

IE: A rodeo clown or maybe [underwater] welder.
5 - A BDF is a leach. (A BDF will not [contribute] to anything but stupidity!)

Beware of your local BDF. From a distance they seem like any other normal citizen.

It is only at close range where you can smell their severe odor and see their [contribution] to the gradual increase stupidity world wide!)
It is [recommended] that you keep your distance from any suspected BDF. The CDC has not issued any warnings about the condition being contagious yet but we suspect that the population is expanding at an alarming rate!

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