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A self-declared empath who sucks your soul dry of all happiness .. spouting off disingenuous claims of paranormal and superior emotional intelligence. They are most active in the late winter months around Valentine's Day, spitefully seeking fresh blood after Cupid reminds them (that despite their tremendous empathic feels) they are 99% alone. The 1% are Mum and their narcissistic ex.
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