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Malykki- noun. If you know a malykki you are very lucky. The Malykkis are a very rare breed that are often very secluded to their rooms watching porn and playing video games. You can easily spot them at bars always talking and wearing clothes that are too small for them. If you are having troubles finding one just make a homemade trap by using alcohol and marijuana as the bait. But If you get to be friends with a malykki you are very lucky, because they will always have your back.
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