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The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch. "T minus 10..." "9..." "8..." If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.
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