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A merman from the best TV show ever- The Mighty Boosh. Old Gregg loves Baileys and especially if it's from a shoe. A lot of people fear him as he falls in love almost immediately with any unsuspecting fisherman, who pulls him up from Black Lake. Old Gregg is green and has seaweed for hair. One of his most noticeable features, is his pink tutu. Old Gregg also has a mangina that shines light out of it. Gregg also used to have The Funk, until Howard Moon took it away because he was shit at jazz. (the funk is essentially a funky ball of tits from outer space. You can milk the funk and it will produce a kind of black liquid that if you drink, will make you immediately a musical genius) Gregg does watercolours which he's very proud of. Gregg is played by the one and only Noel Fielding (one of my favourite people)
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