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A bower is another term for 'lanky freak' who cannot handle excessive amounts of alcohol, wears dangly earrings to over compensate for his small rugby roger and runs around completely naked when told by his mates. His typical mating call is 'comeee on' or 'ya bastard'. Usually, bowers are loyal vegans however when they find Shrewsbury meat, all loyalty goes out the window.
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