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A complex middle aged male, typically fat and balding. He spends his days drinking and smoking, while questioning the meaning of life. He enjoys mundane tasks and hobbies, while sharing them to his social media with little context. His social life is very limited as he spends most of his time bickering with his younger male friends about who will get anal next. He likes to send his friends selfies that others would consider embarrassing.
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