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The North Face is a brand of clothing usually worn by people who know nothing of style and just enjoy being a conformist. These people are usually F.O.B.(fresh off boat) and of Asian decent, but not necessarily. The brand of clothing is usually accompanied by a Ghotti blow out, Zippo lighters and a phone designed for construction workers-Nextels. These people are of course not without enemies: people with the ability to think beyond the limitations of a 2 mile radius, people with a sense of style, Goths, tourist and Jews. People who wear TNF and wear it proudly can do so, even against such crude scrutiny, simply by using a defensive measure where they hypnotize themselves into believing that everyone’s just jealous and everyone’s too poor to afford this brand of clothing.
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