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Friends and family call him Jonny, coworkers/colleagues call him Jon. At his best when he is tan, the tanner the better! Highly allergic to cats, but will risk it for the right person from time to time. Collector of toys he will never play with and comics he will never read. He likes to think he is dark and mysterious, but you can see right into him if you really look. Huge heart, family first, beautiful person inside and out. SEXY AF...JUST SAYIN
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