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Glod is an all powerful god. he is a giant goat with the head of will smith. his mouth is a black hole and his tail has a third eye on the end of it. this eye is the sun. he also has a volcano instead of a butthole and a whale's blowhole on his neck. if you are a bad person, your soul gets flung into his volcano arse for eternity, and if you are good your soul lives in his lungs for 100 years, until he spits you out using his blowhole. then you are sent back to earth to be reborn
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