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So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag" DO I WANT A BAG? OF COURSE I FUCKING DO I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I. OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS 2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS 2 CHICKENS 3 BEEF COURSE I NEED A BAG. WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.
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