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Charming and Funny. A David Smith is definately best friend material. He can be as smart as your college professor and as dumb as a bag of rocks sometimes. Making money is easy and can be depended on to save the day in a sticky situation. He snores and farts a lot and doesn't care. Never take him to a casino if you're financially failing. Loves copper and big bags of wonderfuls! Keep him.
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