Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
A jizzle is a single squeezed line of a sandwich condiment,usually mayo. The more jizzles you ask for the more you are judged by your peers.The maximum jizzle capacity is 2 jizzles. Side cups with extra sauce are acceptable as long as the first 2 jizzles have been used.
Text fits
Save
Cancel