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Barretts are most commonly seen in Eastern Asia, with documented cases of migration as far as the US and outlying territories. They are known for their abnormally small phallus and distinct mating call "AHOYAHOYAHOYA". Barretts require no extravagant courting routine due to their affinity for females of the lowest standards.
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