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Er Beti (also known as Betis or Real Betis Balonpié) is a team in La Liga Santander (or Spanish soccer league) which is fucking perfect. It is the best team in the world. It is like Lord Shaggy but in football. It just uses a 0.00000001% of its power, and teams like Barcelona and Real Madrid beat er Beti because they use a 0.00000004% of er Beti’s full power.
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