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Pronounced Karen Subaru-Forester. Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk. Characteristics: • Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun. • Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application. • Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time. • License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer. • Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless. • Very white. • Sometimes woke. • Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold. • Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts. • Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily. • Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets. • Still has cable. Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV. Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.
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