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Short for a "professional vost". A vost is someone who sucked the right cock or is "of the right persuasion" to get where they are in acafuckindemia. The position pays the equivalent of a senior executive in the real world that is responsible for a balance sheet in the tens of millions and is the ultimate example of the "Peter Principle" on steroids. Their shag ass salary is funded by the millions of students/parents going bankrupt because of their student loans while trying to get degrees to better themselves in the real world. Each year, Professional vosts also get to take a minimum of 3 (but no more than one per month) "SLoD FuB's" (Student Loan Debt Funded Boondoggles) flying first class & staying in luxury in places around the world to meet with & spew their bullshit with other equally vomitous vosts & their minions, while those funding the "lifestyle of the vost & famous", delve ever deeper into debt & depression and, due to the lockdowns by Gov. Meatball & the like, can no longer be assured of a barista opportunity after graduation to pay off those loans that got them that finance degree or the absolutely useless liberal arts degree.

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