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Cocaine is a drug. Make sure to have it daily, as it contains a lot of calories, that may or may not kill you. If you don't take your daily cocaine, the world will end, and the universe will quite possibly collapse into an intensely dense dot. To take your cocaine hold it up to your nose and sniffsniff.
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