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Character in “The Handmaid’s Dianetics” who gets kicked out of the Church of Scientology for claiming that the Hubbard Chart of Human Evaluation is scientifically inaccurate for classifying gay people as low on the emotional tone scale because she, who is high on the tone scale, has realized that she is gay. After trying to make it on the gay scene and discovering that her true love is a honeytrap hired by the Church to test her integrity, she cognites that she is not gay, and was only experiencing past life gender confusion. It turns out that she was not only a man in her previous lifetime-she was Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. After attesting to her completion and wins at weekly graduation, she resumes her role as ecclesiastic leader for Scientology’s greatest expansion yet.
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