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Cornhole Wallace was a Scottish man who was infamous in the Scottish MacGregor clan for his intense corn eating abilities. Cornhole Wallace has become folklore and his story is often told to young children before bed time. The tale is often told as, "Cornhole Wallace was a man who loved corn. He ate corn everyday and even showed others new ways to eat corn and enjoy corn. But one day Cornhole Wallace at his corn to fast and choked to death." The point of this tale is to scare youngsters into eating slowly so as not to choke.
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