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Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the night'. Not wanting to rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine, food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.
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