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A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night! The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest. Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning! She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette. Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
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