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1. (noun) Slang term describing a complicated situation in a professional setting, where there is an uncountable amount of bullshit coming one's way (usually served in a silver platter as a disguise). "Swan" is a term generally used by the receiver to discretely complain about the disguised bullshit that is being at play in the office. 2. (noun) Slang term for something/someone unattractive but somehow became very attractive on the outside, but still ugly inside. 3. (continuous verb) swanning - When a person (usually a boss) is feeding you an uncountable amount bullshit and pretending to be nice. 4. (noun) swan lake - When a team of people using swan tactics to cycle bullshit around, becoming a show of disguised pretty bullshit dancing around.
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