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This kid is truly an eggn-... I mean enigma. He always has a Dr. Pepper within 6 feet of him, and he probably needs to eat some spaghetti or something right now. He wears a really cool ushanka (history nerd) and is very musically-inclined. He will educate you on all things, especially SOAD. If you’re his friend, good luck not falling in love with him.
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