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Here is the story of Big Lion.

Long ago, before the time of God, there was Pheb. Pheb ruled over the land known as America and its natives.

Pheb emerged from SHACK. A being from the heavens able to create new gods. With that power, SHACK created a new god to help Pheb rule her colonies. This was Big Lion.

But Big Lion never wanted help ruling. He wanted America for himself. So he obliterated Pheb. The natives began building Churches in hopes they would be spared by Big Lion. But Big Lion never spared anyone. He destroyed all of America and its natives.

Oddly enough, he was disappointed with his own actions. He missed having a kingdom to rule. So he merged with SHACK and SHACK merged into the heavens once again.

The land had no natives and no one to protect it. With that knowledge, SHACK created one last being before it ascended. This being was known as the Merciless Sun God, known by humans as The Sun. The Merciless Sun God began climate change, and warmed the planet with its rays. It also froze the planet in I absence. There was no way that the Merciless Sun God could help the planet, but the humans were okay with that. In the end, there was harmony.

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