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I've come to make an announcement. Trent the Trademark is a Cool-ass motherfucker. He is so fucking cool. That's right, he took his Trademark epic-ness out and i said that it was "this big" and he said "thank you". So I'm making a callout post on my Dictonary Dot Com. Trent the Trademark, you got a cool personality, it's equal to the cost of this gold bar except way bigger, and guess what? Here's what my personality looks like: (explosion noises) That's right baby. All poop, no cool, no epic. look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He is so epic so guess what? I'm gonna give him choccy milk! That's right this is what you get, my SUPER LASER MILK! Except I'm not gonna give him choccy milk. I'm gonna go bigger! I'M POURING CHOCCY MILK ON HIM! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I POURED CHOCCY MILK ON TRENT, YOU COOL MAN! You have 3 seconds before the choccy milk Drrrrrrroplets hit trents fucking head, now say ur epic before I pour choccy milk on you too.
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