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Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you. Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon. Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers. BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE: CAN BE LETHAL
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