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Miguel is a nice and caring person and definitely doesn't always think about sex except if you bring it up. Miguel is a very athletic person. Miguel's DICK IS SO BIG YOU CAN HEAR THE BLOOD PUMP THROUGHOUT HIS ENTIRE PENIS LIKE A HEARTBEAT IT SOUNDS LIKE A BOSS BATTLE so if you hear a Miguel then you'd better run before he turns around and proceeds SKULL FUCK YOUR GIRL WITH HIS MASSIVE DINOSAUR COCK . Miguel is a pretty misunderstood person just because you can see HIS GINORMOUS HORSE NUTS from a mile away.
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