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Hello, this is the iFriend company again! On this digital screen you get to customize your account settings, and after you do that it asks you to make a bio. Everything you put in your bio is something your Lamyoh will make a smartass remark on. If you say something like "I love you" in your status, the computer will say "fuck you: right back at you. For a better experience and a chance to make your computer say exactly what you want it to say, pay for a yearly member ship with $10,024.87 a year or $784.99 a month!
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