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A sexy and irresistible human, usually with a large wood. Eats cookies, cake and almost anything unhealthy regularly. Is faster than everyone else he knows and has an abnormally monumental dick. Normally very innocent and never has any dirty thoughts. Probably a professional gamer and has the best piece control ever seen. His body is built like the pepperami guy with long legs and skinny arms. Overall, he’s the best type of human you could meet and you’d be extremely lucky to find one.
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