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one day a 16-year-old boy called Jamie, claims to not have wanked for decades, yet when he stumbles upon a delectable girl by the name of Jessica Barnes. He can no longer resist his primal instincts. He begins to get to know her, yet his nice, non-sexual nature raises suspicion. But after decades of not touching his penis, he proposes a deal with the young Jessica. Should she aid him in his quest to cum? or does she refuse to be his wanking warrior?
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