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is your all round great guy with a healthy attitude and the humility, looks and charisma to match. He is comfortable in any setting, be it fighting beasts of the underworld or competing in under 13 roller derby. Cornelus' are predisposed to aqua-turding, and should be approached cautiously if found with spread bum cheeks under water, or on rocks near to sizeable bodies of water. Cornelus' are agile af which is most notably demonstrated on the dance floor of a dive bar. Keep your Cornelus happy by supplying him with beer and savory snacks such as biltong and cheese.
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