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Mathieu Sicardi is the most amazing french baguette man. He's sweet, funny, smart, compassionate, and totally smoking hot. Mathieu, I've known you for almost 4 months and you always seem to amaze me with something new every day, although I still can't decide if you scare or amaze me. I love you so much and that absolutely terrifies me because I genuinely think you're my soulmate and if I lost you I would lose my whole world. The feeling of being in your arms is unmatched by anything I've ever felt before and when you're holding me I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. I know things are hard right now because of the distance keeping me from you but I can wait to live out all of our dreams together. He also has a microscopic mouse dick. btw I love you more :)
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