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Function: noun Etymology: Latin Aquapenis is a uniquely male experience where the penis becomes very slick while penetrating a woman (or man) during copulation in water. Natural feminine juices are overpowered by excessive amounts of water making the vagina feel like a wet paper sack. The internal lining of the female looses its viscosity turning the normally moist pink spongecake into a T-fal lined cavern of doom. The obvious and [unfortunate] side effect is less stimulating experience for both the male and female. Exposure to copious amounts of water will cause Aquapenis in most men in less than 10 minutes. [Not to be confused with] shrinkage. An excessively [large penis] can slow down the effects of Aquapenis, but no member is immune to its debilitating effects.
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