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two in the goo, one in the poo two in the slit, one in the shit two in the crack, one in the back two in the pink, one in the stick two in the lap, one in the crap two in the stubble, one in the bubble two in the grass, one in the ass two in the bird hole, one in the turd hole two in the cut, one in the butt two in the twat, one in the fot two in the cat, one in the fat
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