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Adjeverbnoun: • Sound, action, blubbering a demented puppet makes when attempting to spew lies and deceit any time he's in front of a microphone. • One who often confuses his sister for his wife. May be seen smelling small children. Prefers Chinese children but will settle for anything under 15. • One that's often confused by saying one thing then contraindicating that exact same statement with it's opposite. • Father of a corrupt US domestic terrorist in a political family money laundering schemer. Synonymous with phrases such as: "Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin' a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?" "We hold these truths to be self-evident, All men and women created … by the — you know — you know the thing.” "I'm sick and tired of smart guys!"
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