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A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.
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