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The act of fattening prey up for the benefit of oneself. Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus- lathered in nut free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating one’s house in avocados and additionally, smearing the letter “B” in avocado purée on one’s window panes. Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will inevitably be beheaded and immediately served to those who are unable to afford the head of a Genus Sus. It is also customary for one to dress oneself up as any Mister Men of one’s desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one’s extremities.
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