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THIS GIRL IS A TOTAL WEIRDO - AND ALSO IS IN A LOVE OCTAGON. SHE OBESSES OVER BIRDS AND EVEN THOUGH HUMANS SWOON OVER HER NO BIRDS DO, AND SO SHE IS LEFT DEPRESSO EXPRESSO. SHE ALSO LOVES BALD MEN THAT ARE ATLEAST 50 YEARS OLDER THAN HER. HER FAVORITE IS A HISTORY TEACHER AND FROM THAT LOVELY CLASS, SHE LEARNED HOW TO SNORT SHARPIES.
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