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ALWAYS BRING TISSUES TO SCHOOL FOR A LITERATURE/LANGUAGE ARTS INSTRUCTOR, SEND PRAYER TO GOD FOR B. FUNK GRAMMER, APPLE FOR A BOOK BELL, A RULER TO MATH, A PROTRACTOR TO ART, A RECORDER TO MUSIC, A JOURNAL TO SOCIAL STUDIES, A COMPOSITION BOOK TO SCIENCE, A PILLOW TO HISTORY, A MAGNET TO PHYSICS, GLOVES TO CHEMISTRY AND A GARDEN SHOVEL TO BIOLOGY. WASH YOUR HANDS OFTEN. HAND SANITIZER IS NOT RECOMMENDED AS A REPLACEMENT FOR LYE AND WATER. ALWAYS CARRY 6 YELLOW #2 GRAPHITE PENCILS AND A PENCIL SHARPENER + LARGE PINK ERASER BLOCK FOR BURNING RUBBER.
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