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Soccer boy who has an abnormally bizzare foot fetish. He likes to take long walks around campus in the dark but if spotted do not approach as he will bark uncontrollably. Can cook some mean omelettes and will buy you food . Also known to have a love/hate relationship with vodka, often ends up unresponsive for a hot while.
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