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Jason is the worst person on planet earth. At first glance he seems like a somewhat interesting person, but the longer you look the more he looks like some ancient creature that belongs in the primordial soup. Sometimes, you may think he is thinking, but you would be surely mistaken, as his mind is blank (save for an occasional catgirl). He is the largest simp known to man, how he manages to hold a thought for that long is beyond me. His appearance is almost as bland as the women he simps for, and his voice sounds like a shepard tone of a cat falling into a garbage disposal.
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