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The gongoozler is a real creature that preys on people. It can only present itself in pure darkness and deep water, and it will prefer to prey on toes when hunting. Although not much is known about the gongoozler, it shares a common ancestor with the Hee-Hoo, and is a cousin species of the Melon Man. For clarification, both the Melon Man and the gongoozler share a common ancestor with Hee-Hoo, Gorillas, Chimpanzees, and Homo Sapiens.
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