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Verbal [Masturbation] is commonly found amoung the arrogant, highly self absorbed people. when you [verbally masturbate], you essentially puke out the most [disgustingly] boring things about yourself, and you only ever talk about how great you are, or how great your life is, blahblahblah. a common feeling amoung the ill-faited audience of a verbal masturbater is the hard to ignore urges to slice off the offenders head, put it in a blender, and then feed it to dogs. and if they are REALLY not worth it, feed the head to homeless people, as they will take anything.
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