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OLMA is probably the ONLY all girls school in south jersey.

Not many people are aware of its existence and they all like to assume the girls who go there are

lesbian

fun facts

there’s dogs

there’s nuns who seem to be immortal

there’s good sports

there’s cute mr coyle (he’s and adorable old man)

there’s valore who is commonly known as the one who yells into the microphone and tells us to get out #bebravemoment there’s prep boys on the bus

THE COOKIES

they often leave out the fact the school cost $13,000 they leave out the fact we get “free” t-shirts like every other week, but really we all pay $10 for them all to be in unisex sizes when we are ALL GIRLS.

They leave out the fact they are insane

they leave out the fact they all have absolutely no filter they all leave out the fact they roll their skirt 50 times before the shuttle bus pulls up to prep in the afternoon so the prep boys can all walk past them and not care They also get a vacation thing at the end of every year called a mini mester which cost even more money.

They also have a nun cemetery They take way too many pictures

you could be eating lunch and then suddenly a camera is in your goddamn face so if you aren’t photogenic this school isn’t for you.

btw don’t think you can get through one of those hallways without someones ass get smacked by their best friend

it’s a thing

so yeah prep boys, come get yourself an olma girl.

shoutout to mrs coyle, she’s a G

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