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Jamie Kitchin Jamie Kitchin is believed to be superhuman has the second biggest muscle mass known to man (second to Brad Smith). However this mans ability to pull girls is unrivaled. If you have a girlfriend that sees Jamie, you won't have a girlfriend anymore. It is estimated that Jamie Kitchin has sex approximately 20 times a day. This is possible due to his testosterone levels which are a staggering 100,000 ng/dl. It is reported that Jamie stands at 7'4 and has a reach 97 inches.
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