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That one friend that is extremely shy and sensitive, but once you get to know him you realize he’s a caring asshole. He claims he likes to be alone, but enjoys company and uses excuses to talk to people. He’s got thick cheeks and fluffs for hair. Ian has an almost animal attraction due to his lack of person skills and arrogance, but his stupid jokes are nice i guess. He wears the same stinky tshirt to bed every day and somehow attracts girls. Ian has stinky sweat stains, but it adds to his manly man attraction. Ian is a big boy but forgets his meals so he’s a lanky boy too. His hobbies include being a smart ass and playing Nintendo games.
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