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A Kraken is a highly aggressive highly dominant sub species of ”Karen.” Only a Kraken is on a substantial amount psychoactive medications that act as a ipso facto form of crack cocaine. In short, a Kraken is a “Karen on crack.” The natural habitat is usually Starbucks where they routinely and loudly express dumb opinions. They have been known to gather into packs and hold very crowded “book” clubs in otherwise peaceful and enjoyable environments. Most of their life is spent on Twitter, trying to get things canceled or bemoaning their own whiteness. They are The quintessential bloodhound of the micro aggression, and they believe the term emotional hemophiliac is a badge of honor. They have been observed in the wild to take approximately 20 selfies a week for Instagram while simultaneously bemoaning the narcissism and ethnocentrism of western Society. Normally lone wolves, they do sometimes gather together In large numbers to show “solidarity” for causes trending that week.
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