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1. When your Finance Manager is so shitty they can’t understand the P&L. The leadership team puts a range in a random number generator and predicts an outcome more accurately than the person responsible. 2. Completing financial reports while wearing yoga pants and a half shirt. 3. Eating Coco Puffs and drinking Coke while budgeting a business
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